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Online TheGrimPhreaker

This Twilight Shit Is KILLING Me!
« on: November 18, 2011, 06:56:57 PM »


This can't be life. Im okay with romantic vampires-- hell I fell in love with David Boreanaz when he played Angel on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but deep down, he was STILL a blood thirsty, maniacal, fighting machine, that would make mince meat out of anyone tha threaten Buffy and the crew!

"Ask me to sparkle again and I'LL KILL YOU."

And Lord know when their faces turned....it was scary. Vampires or Vampyrs, have ALWAYS been known as soulless, demonic creatures, that cared nothing of others... cold-hearted beings that gave no other thought than to find and torture a human and then eat them.  I can deal with a struggling vampire who would rather eat animal blood, but let's NOT get sappy here!

In the case of True Blood, Bill and Erik are again, blood thirsty demons (even though Bill is more controlled than Erik) and will feed upon WILLING humans. If they can't have that, they settle for a blood substitute called "True Blood". With all the romantic sentiment involved-- there's always someone's head or limb getting ripped off, massive vamp on vamp fight scenes, it really almost makes you forget that the story is really based around a love triangle.

You see how they look scary even without the fangs bared? That's the way it's supposed to be, Im not supposed to be laughing like I do at Twilight....

But this monstrosity-- this Twilight Saga....WTF happened here? The WEREWOLVES don't even look scary!!! They just took a regular wolf and SUPER SIZED it.  You guys over on the Twilight set-- need MORE PEOPLE. Sparkling vampires? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Two, if this dude is undead and cold, how is he impregnating someone anyway? Anyone else see plots holes?

Offline ifakedit4u

Re: This Twilight Shit Is KILLING Me!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 08:12:38 AM »
lol i get where you're coming from. i don't mind twilight but some of it is pretty outrageous. although just like the rest of the vampire movies, shows etc. how to kill them, hurt them, their powers etc. are constantly different. some follow the same age old boring routine, but twilight puts it's own spin on things. i even read a series called The Mercedes Thompson Series and its AWESOME! but more to the point...it too is different in many aspects of the traditional werewolf, vampire, witch, nymph, gnome, goblin etc. varieties. but it's still intriguing nonetheless. i suppose we cant have it all...  :-\

Online TheGrimPhreaker

Re: This Twilight Shit Is KILLING Me!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »
But sparkling...